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eMail Messages FMP3FMP3 aol.com (Eric Hausmann) Subject: Tech Support Tales #10 ****************************************** T E C H S U P P O R T T A L E S # 10 ****************************************** Hit any user to continue. YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE STORIES THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ....BUT THEY ARE ALL TRUE!* It will never cease to amaze me how silly and befuddled some people get with their computers. Every day thousands of people turn on their computers (or try to) and come across a problem which they HBAM2016AUG95 Pro 3.0 their actions can be amusing and often hilarious. And let's not forget the boneheaded Techs we all have to endure from time to time. *** WELCOME *** to issue #10 of TECH SUPPORT TALES - the publication which proves that stupidity breeds humor. This issue of Tech Support Tales has been sent to 2,000 (yes, 2,000 exactly!) email subscribers around the globe by the lesser known Bubba "LoveBucket" Gates. Hey Homey, You can now visit the Tech Support Tales FTP site for b s Corner BBS/C MUG). Our goal is to serve the needs as more of a global MUG than a community one, and membership is absolutely free. The more members we have online, the more we can serve the Mac community. We've installed our TCP line and the BBS is up and running on a Radius 81/110 clone with TeleFinder as the host. You can download the Mac settings file at the above mentioned FTP site or call the board and download it from there. The IP address is: 204.183.221.17 Once you get online, send an email to Eric Hausmann or Mark Sablow with your email address, a convert@ dear@ from@ HBAM3016AUG95@ aboutA about using email xpressA actionsE attachedC attached example fileC digitalB digital subscription formB emailA email xpress supports merge actionsE exampleC fileC formB liveD merge messageD mailD mergeD messageD subscriptionB supportsE usingA xpressA abilityE aboutE aboveD actionD actionsD additionsD addressB archiveD areaD backB basicsA blindA bodyD bulkA buttonD carbonA certainE checkD chooseD cityB clickD commentsC companyD confirmationB stampedA stateB termsA thatA basics email xpress simply thenA wantA willB xpressA issueV 7/27/96 Helvetica Geneva ATTACHMENT ATTACHMENT PATH CONSTANT DELETE OPTION EMAIL MESSAGE EMAIL SUBJECT MESSAGE CATEGORY Email Message A Layout #1 A Layout #1B Helvetica Geneva Email SubjectB Email MessageB ConstantB Delete OptionB AttachmentB Attachment PathB Message CategoryB Helvetica Geneva A Layout #1 Messages Listing Locked A Layout #1B Helvetica Geneva Messages ListingB his is a FREE file from the author of Professional Pro, SimleBilling, PunchCards, Stick 'em Notes, Journal Maker & Digi Choose Attachment nullset dafile to choose file set the clipboard to dafile as stringFasdUAS 1.101.10 .sysostdfalis dafile .JonspClpnull dafile .aevtoappnull .aevtoappnull .sysostdfalis dafile .JonspClpnull (LIST LISTA VDEFA( Boolean Make New Message "New Untitled Message" New Untitled Message Delete Message Delete Cancel Are you sure you want to delete this message? Deleting will make it unavailable for individual or bulk use.C+ ) = 1 Helvetica Geneva Espy Sans Helvetica Geneva Espy Sans Make New Message Delete Message Choose Attachment Lock Down Make New Message Delete Message Choose Attachment Lock Down "New Untitled Message" New Untitled Message Delete Message Helvetica Geneva Espy Sans BB<!Company Confirmation!> <!CA Offer!> Sincerely, Matt Petrowsky ves you the ability to have your merged email make intelligent decisions about what to send and to whom. You can specify special information to go to certain people with certain criteria. Find out all about this wonderful feature in the Merge Actions area above. <!Company Confirmation!> <!CA Offer!> Sincerely, Matt Petrowsky inside your System Folder. Thank You <<Salutation>> <<First Name>> <<Last Name>>, We notB iced that your company <<Company>>'s address is the following. Please check to make sure that it is correct as we will be sending you some important information soon. <<Address Line 1>> <<Address Line 2>> <<City>>, <<State>> <<Zip>> <<Country>> Pro 3.0F! Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday January February March April August September October November December 1st Quarter 2nd Quarter 3rd Quarter 4th Quarter Messages About Using eMail Xpress The basics of eMail Xpress are easy. You simply load a list or find a set of people that you want to send email to and then send the email from the post office. You have many options in terms of mail handling. You can send individual stamped messages. You can send large bulk blind carbon copy messages. You can send MASS (Mailed As Single Sending) messages. You can use instant send to send a custom or pre-typed message. Digital Subscription FormB Please fill out the following form and use reply to send it back to us. First Name: Last Name: Address: City: State: Phone: You will receive confirmation within 5 days of submitting this form.C Attached example file... g9g9F19 g9g99 g9g9F19 g9g99 BF1g9 g9F19 F1Nso{ copy@ message@ stamped@ locations@ online@ 15-20@ issues 4/09/96@ 79604@ 800-735-7393@ across@ allegiant@ ambitious@ america@ anything@ apple@ auto-mailer@ 408-987-7421 settings 8/n/1@ believing@ business@ button@ claris@ click@ coming@ confirm@ convert@ converts@ crazy@ current rates advertising magazine@ hopefully@ immaculately@ input@ isoezine@ journal@ laptop@ lowest@ macweb@ marketing@ monitor@ newest@ noticed@ others@ part@ please@ popular@ preceding@ programmer@ rate@ represents@ rollerblading@ save@ screen@ attach digumo about bonus files apology professional apology simple billing claris contact information claris browser claris world developers conference claris world developers conference configuring grabber contracting advice about pricing making contract online directory email address verification email filemaker email xpress express press release archive filemaker explained filemaker locations filemaker subscription confirmation filemaker resources finding ftp//iso info-mac advertising rates announcement answers important questions swords responsible email submitting problems ultimate buttons password ultimate buttons thank using grabber's master password input valued A Lock Down Helvetica Geneva Espy Sans Courier Times Espy Sans Bold Courier Times Espy Sans Bold Email Subject LockedB copyA correctD correctlyD countryD criteriaE customA daysB decisionsE domainC easyA emailA exampleD extensionsD featureE feelC fieldD fieldsD fileC fillB findA firstB folderD followingB formB foundD freeC fromA givenD givesE handlingA haveA hereC requested questionC importantD includedD individualA informationD insideD installD installedD instantA intelligentE intoD largeA lastB libraryD lineD listA loadA mailA mailedA makeD manyA massA mattD mergeD mergedE basics email xpress simply thenA thisB wantA willB withinB xpressA Here is the file that you requested. If you have any questions or comments then please feel free to email <myaddress@domain.com> Thank You!C HD:Directory:Path:Alias Live Mail Merge Message This is an example of a email merge message. When in the body area of the message all you have to do is click the Merge Field... button and you will be given a list of options to select from. Make sure to have installed the OSAX Choose From List from the GTQ library. This OSAX was included in this archive and you must install it into your Scripting Additions Folder found within the Extensions folder inside your System Folder. Thank You <<Salutation>> <<First Name>> <<Last Name>>, We not ed that your company <<Company>>'s address is the following. Please check to make sure that it is correct as we will be sending you some important information soon. <<Address Line 1>> <<Address Line 2>> <<City>>, <<State>> <<Zip>> <<Country>> New Untitled MessageC messageA messagesA mustD myaddressC nameB noticedD offerE officeA optionsA osaxD peopleA petrowskyD phoneB pleaseB please following reply postA pre-typedA questionsC readD receiveB replyB requestedC salutationD scriptingD secondD selectD sendA sendingA simplyA sincerelyD singleA someD soonD specialE specifyE basics email xpress simply thenA thereE there feature these merge actions theseE thisB example email merge message bodyD wantA whatE whenD whomE willB withinB xpressA yourD A&eMail Xpress Supports Merge Actions!!!B There is a new feature in eMXC iced that your company <<Company>>'s address is the following. Please check to make sure that it is correct as we will be sending you some important information soon. <<Address Line 1>> <<Address Line 2>> <<City>>, <<State>> <<Zip>> <<Country>> If you want the merge fields to work correctly with the second Address line then you may want to check out the "Address line 2" Merge Action. Read the Merge Actions information in the Merge Actions tab above. Sincerely, Matt Petrowsky stampedA stateB submittingB sureD systemD termsA thankC thatA basics email xpress simply thenA thereE there feature these merge actions theseE thisB example email merge message bodyD wantA whatE whenD whomE willB withD withinB wonderfulE workD xpressA yourD A&eMail Xpress Supports Merge Actions!!! There is a new feature in eMX! These are Merge Actions. This gives you the ability to have your merged email make intelligent decisions about what to send and to whom. You can specify special information to go to certain people with certain criteria. Find out all about this wonderful feature in the Merge Actions area above. <!Company Confirmation!> <!CA Offer!> Sincerely, Matt Petrowsky eMail Messagess FMP3FMP3 FMP3FMP3 ]Not enough memory to open ^0. Try closing another desk accessory or quitting an application. )$)d(D(d,D)$ 2icl8 >icl4 Jics# Vics8 bics4